A man fell into a pit and couldn’t get himself out

A  subjective  person came  along  and  said, “I  feel  for  you, down there.”

An objective  person came  along  and  said, “It’s  logical  that someone would fall down there.”

A  Pharisee  said, “Only bad people fall into a pit.”

A  mathematician calculated how he fell into the pit.

news  reporter  wanted  the  exclusive  story  on  his  pit.

A  fundamentalist  said, “You deserve it.”

An  I.R.S. man asked if he was paying his taxes on the pit.

A  self-pity  person  said,  “You  haven’t  seen  anything  until you’ve seen  my  pit.”

An  optimist  said, “Things will get better.”

A  pessimist said, “Things will get worse.”

Jesus, seeing the man, took him by the hand and lifted him out of the pit.